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These New Anti-LEGO Slippers Should Help Ease 66 Years Of Parent’s Suffering


24 March 2016   Humanity

MOST OF US HAVE FELT THE EXCRUCIATING PAIN AND AGONY FROM A ROGUE LEGO BRICK HIDING IN THE CARPET. OUCH. anti-lego-slippers-brand-station-1 Piwee

IT’S BEEN EVERY PARENT’S WAKING NIGHTMARE FOR OVER SIX DECADES, BUT NOW ANTI-LEGO SLIPPERS ARE HERE TO SAVE US ALL.

anti-lego-slippers-brand-station-3 Piwee With these slippers, you can jump on a child’s entire LEGO creation and not feel a thing (except in your soul, you monster).

ADULT FEET EVERYWHERE MAY YET BE SAFE FROM THE PRIMARY-COLORED TERRORS LYING IN WAIT.

anti-lego-slippers-brand-station-4 Piwee

LEGO AND FRENCH AD AGENCY, BRAND STATION, INVENTED THE SLIPPERS… AFTER JUST 66 YEARS OF HOBBLING AND CURSING.

anti-lego-slippers-brand-station-2 Piwee They’re red, yellow, and square like a LEGO brick, too. Masters of disguise.

SADLY, ONLY 1,500 SLIPPERS HAVE BEEN MADE TO BE GIVEN AWAY AT RANDOM OVER CHRISTMAS — YOU CAN SIGN UP TO RECEIVE A PAIRHERE (BUT ONLY IF YOU LIVE IN FRANCE).

anti-lego-slippers-brand-station-8 Piwee Looks like we’ll have to wait for further LEGO-defense developments or continue to suffer in silence. Or, if you’re feeling really wild, you could buy normal slippers. (Source)

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